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Don't Panic!  by Boz4PM
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does?

A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good...

[Please note: this story is NOT a Mary-Sue and was posted here at the request of the site owner.
Warning: STRONG language (hence the rating) but only on occasion in the first couple of chapters.]

Fake Watches
Status: Complete
Chapter  1: You Have To Be Kidding14
Chapter  2: Bunny Stew9
Chapter  3: The Horror of Bree11
Chapter  4: Clear As Mud5
Chapter  5: The Latrine of Doom6
Chapter  6: Pennies Dropping10
Chapter  7: That Old River in Egypt5
Chapter  8: Reality Bites4
Chapter  9: Curiouser and Curiouser6
Chapter 10: Calm Before The Storm5
Chapter 11: The Proverbial Hits the Fan4
Chapter 12: All Hell Breaks Loose7
Chapter 13: A Square Peg3
Chapter 14: The Complete Set3
Chapter 15: DO Balrogs Have Wings?3
Chapter 16: The Mirror Cracked From Side to Side4
Chapter 17: Beauties and Nincompoops3
Chapter 18: Sense and Sensibilities3
Chapter 19: Another Fine Mess2
Chapter 20: Open Mouth, Change Feet3
Chapter 21: The Prodigal Son4
Chapter 22: A Friend In Need5
Chapter 23: So Long, Farewell...7
Chapter 24: ... Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu!5
Chapter 25: To Balrog or Not To Balrog2
Chapter 26: Sending Out An S.O.S.3
Chapter 27: The Final Curtain20

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