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Don't Panic!  by Boz4PM
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... [Please note: this story is NOT a Mary-Sue and was posted here at the request of the site owner. Warning: STRONG language (hence the rating) but only on occasion in the first couple of chapters.] Fake Watches
Status: Complete
	Chapter	Reviews
	Chapter  1: You Have To Be Kidding	14
	Chapter  2: Bunny Stew	9
	Chapter  3: The Horror of Bree	11
	Chapter  4: Clear As Mud	5
	Chapter  5: The Latrine of Doom	6
	Chapter  6: Pennies Dropping	10
	Chapter  7: That Old River in Egypt	5
	Chapter  8: Reality Bites	4
	Chapter  9: Curiouser and Curiouser	6
	Chapter 10: Calm Before The Storm	5
	Chapter 11: The Proverbial Hits the Fan	4
	Chapter 12: All Hell Breaks Loose	7
	Chapter 13: A Square Peg	3
	Chapter 14: The Complete Set	3
	Chapter 15: DO Balrogs Have Wings?	3
	Chapter 16: The Mirror Cracked From Side to Side	4
	Chapter 17: Beauties and Nincompoops	3
	Chapter 18: Sense and Sensibilities	3
	Chapter 19: Another Fine Mess	2
	Chapter 20: Open Mouth, Change Feet	3
	Chapter 21: The Prodigal Son	4
	Chapter 22: A Friend In Need	5
	Chapter 23: So Long, Farewell...	7
	Chapter 24: ... Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu!	5
	Chapter 25: To Balrog or Not To Balrog	2
	Chapter 26: Sending Out An S.O.S.	3
	Chapter 27: The Final Curtain	20
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