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Biography:   Hi! Once upon a time, back in the spring of 2002, I wondered what would happen if I tested the writing waters. So I jumped in headfirst (no tentative toe-sticking for me!) and somehow managed not to drown while writing 'Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire.' It was fun! I decided I rather liked swimming. So here I am, at the ripe and new old age of 21, forever ensnared in the world of storytelling. Still, I am first and foremost a reader and will always be. I love a good tale, and satire never fails to amuse me. To the best of my knowledge, I am not under the influence of any drugs. My humor is just naturally like that. Behold the future marine biologist! Occasionally, I go into Mad Scientist mode and characters of Middle-earth (particularly Legolas) fall into my clutches. I do it because I care. Really.
bullet Regeneration_and_the_Immortals Last Updated: 2/21/2004
'Regerative properties in the Common Lorien Wood-Elf (Telerius galadhrima) and mortality inducement in the Royal Half-Elf (Noldorius royalhalfsies).' The SRDM goes genetic! In which we answer what you never thought to ask: "If I cut it off, will it grow back?" and "How does a peredhil "choose" mortality?" Alas, poor Haldir, for we knew him well...
Rating: PG-13 Reviews Status: In Progress Chapters: 1 Published: 2/21/2004
bullet Cantrip Last Updated: 2/8/2004
The dour world of the Dúnedain proves harsh awakening for Elvish-raised Aragorn. ...And then there was Halbarad, the irrepressible and oft-cheeky Ranger whose middle name spelled "Disaster." It's the un-culturing of Aragorn, and the near-ruin of Elladan. [Pre-LotR, featuring Aragorn, Halbarad, and E2--those loveable sons of Elrond.] Chapter 8: Nowhere to Run. "...A Dúnedain and an Elvish-raised Man walk into the bar..."
Rating: PG Reviews Status: In Progress Chapters: 8 Published: 10/1/2003
bullet marinus stiria Last Updated: 1/9/2004
When a blind madwoman stumbles into the palace, Aragorn finds himself burdened with the mysterious Sea Stone. Stormclouds gather as Legolas is forced to betray his friend. Meanwhile, unrest stirs in Ithilien and Harad--the Corsairs of Umbar have again taken to the waters. Will Gondor weather the storm, or will pride destroy all? [Post RotK. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and a slew of canon characters]
Rating: PG-13 Reviews Status: In Progress Chapters: 18 Published: 10/9/2003
bullet View_Us_as_Victors,_or_View_Us_No_More Last Updated: 10/25/2003
Arathorn father of Aragorn was slain by enemy arrow while riding with the sons of Elrond. But is it truly the Enemy, or rather, Elladan and replicas breitling Elrohir who are to blame? One-shot vignette on the matter. [Pre-LotR, featuring Elrohir, Elladan, and Arathorn in bodily form *grimace*]
Rating: PG-13 Reviews Status: In Progress Chapters: 1 Published: 10/25/2003
bullet Out_of_the_Frying_Pan_and_Into_the_Fire Last Updated: 9/30/2003
relojes replicas Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Of misunderstandings, embarrassingly botched scouting missions, and enemies at home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things always can get worse.
Rating: PG Reviews Status: Complete Chapters: 39 Published: 9/7/2003
bullet Ents_of_Wrath Last Updated: 9/15/2003
Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard. In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees. A bit of fun nonsense. (Cameos by Eomer, Theoden, Haldir, Rumil, Galadriel, and Celeborn.)
Rating: G Reviews Status: Complete Chapters: 4 Published: 9/15/2003
bullet Notes_From_the_Field Last Updated: 9/8/2003
The Scientific Research Department of Middle-earth presents a year long observation of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). How does an Elf attract a mate? Just what IS a Mary Sue, and how do these creatures coincide with The Big Bang theory? Bumbling researchers document it all; Mirkwood will never be the same. (Be forewarned: There are no happy endings in Nature.)
Rating: PG Reviews Status: Complete Chapters: 4 Published: 9/8/2003
bullet Dissection Last Updated: 8/19/2003
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Rating: PG Reviews Status: Complete Chapters: 1 Published: 8/19/2003