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| The Summary Version of LOTR by Lindorien | 33 Review(s) |
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| Orophins Dottir | Reviewed Chapter: 8 on 12/16/2003 |
| "Was that not what Gollum was singing when he was fishing in the forbidden pool? How did we end up in Henneth Annun?" At least Faramir didn't have to work it into his dialogue! He left it by the side of the road, no doubt. Wise bloke, Faramir! Would anyone care for tea? Scribe Author Reply: Gracious! Are the Poker Finals on the Sports Channel tonight? I did not realize. 'Tis so nice to have a fan. Interested in a little Faramir ala Gilbert and Sullivan? Shall send along directly. | |
| Orophins Dottir | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 12/16/2003 |
| What color flowers would you prefer at the Viewing? Kill Frodo. Attack the WONDERFUL Tom Bombadil. Does the phrase "fools rush in, . . ." have meaning for you? Excuse me, while I go check visiting hours at Intensive Care. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil (Shhhh, I am still trying to appease the Thranny crowd!) Author Reply: Gosh, I don't know...Red, possibly? You know to represent all the blood that shall be spilt by the time I reach the end of this project, some 10 to 20 years from now. Hey ho, derry dol, dolla doola dillo I'm Tom Bombadil and my boots are yillo I speak in rhyme so sublime your mind will turn to jillo Then home I'll go and leave you though the Ring gives me not a thrillo. | |
| Orophins Dottir | Reviewed Chapter: 3 on 12/16/2003 |
| Wait I protest! I have actually managed to work Gildor Inglorion into a story. One of my sick stories but a story nonetheless, so he hath his purposes! I just like the phrase "Gildor Inglorion says. . ." Sue me! (Contact my law firm: Melkor, Sauron and Morgoth, 29 Saruman Way, Dol Guldur, Mirkwood, Middle Earth 66606.) Again, I follow you down the paths of perdition (alliterative)! The Dottir Author Reply: Gildor has a last name? You must be one of them Silmarillion Folk, LIndorien said, eying Orophin's Dottir suspiciously. We don't hold with your kind here! You know too damned much and will make me look stupider than I already look. | |