Peter Jackson Product Placement Moment #1

Author: Rowan aka Sue DeNimme
Summary: A scene from The Two Towers, if Peter Jackson had included product placement.
Disclaimer: As always, no copyrights were harmed in the making of this fanfic.

(Scene: A room in the Hornburg. After Aragorn has dramatically flung open the doors.)

Théoden: A great host, you say?

Aragorn: All Isengard is emptied.

Théoden: How many?

Aragorn: Ten thousand strong at least.

Théoden: Ten thousand?!

Aragorn: (ominously) It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of Men. They will be here by nightfall. But I have good news, my lord.

Théoden: I have need of good news. What is it?

Aragorn: (cheerfully) I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

(cue uplifting music)

~the end~

Note: This, of course, is based on a series of Geico car insurance ads that were running in the US a year or so ago. I have no idea if Geico is known outside the US or not, so apologies to anyone who is confused.