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Answering Machines of Middle-earth  by Lindelea

Stupid LOTR Phone Trick (Suitable for Sleepovers)

Please don't try this at home; I think it's probably illegal.

(dial a phone number, preferably someone you know who loves you no matter what stupid things you do--much better than harassing a total stranger)

Giggly female voice: Hello, is Legolas there?

(dial same number)

Different female voice: Hello, I was calling for Legolas...

(dial same number)

Yet another female voice: Hi, Legolas?

(dial same number)

Still another giggly female voice: Legolas! I've been trying to get a-hold of you all night!

(dial same number)

Male voice: This is Legolas. Were there any calls for me?

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