At the Tower of Barad-Dur
You have reached the palantir of the Dark Tower.
To report a sighting of the Ring-bearer, press 1.
To report spies within Mordor, press 2.
To leave a message for the Dark Lord, press 3.
To report some treachery on Saruman's part, press 4.
If you are a Ringwraith reporting transportation problems, press 5.
To leave a message for the operator, press the star key now. Or stay on the line and a Ringwraith will be with you directly...