Answering Machines of Middle-earth
by Lindelea
AU. Very definitely. If there were answering machines in Middle-earth, what kinds of messages would they hold? Let us listen in... (originally published in an LOTR email list in January 2003)
G · Complete · Updated 30 December 2003
Chapters
- 1. At the Sign of the Green Dragon (45 words)
- 2. At the Tower of Orthanc, Part 1 (68 words)
- 3. At the Tower of Orthanc, Part 2 (84 words)
- 4. At the Tower of Barad-Dur (84 words)
- 5. The Palantir in the White City (47 words)
- 6. Rivendell (145 words)
- 7. Lothlorien (50 words)
- 8. In the House of Tom Bombadil (59 words)
- 9. In the Golden Hall (112 words)
- 10. Stupid LOTR phone trick (suitable for sleepovers) (103 words)
- 11. In the Halls of the Elven King (135 words)
- 12. The Dark Tower, F.A. (22 words)