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Comes Now The Plaintiff, Frodo Baggins..  by Edoraslass 23 Review(s)
GamgeeFestReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/15/2006
being held hostage for as unspecified period by an individual of questionable mental health called “Tom Bombadil”,

ROTFLMAO Questionable mental health indeed! In fact, I think that's an understatement. The various lists of damages were humorous also, as were the references to all the other pending lawsuits.

Author Reply: Wouldn't you like to see Tom Bombadil testify? *snort* Thanks!

Grey WondererReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/15/2006
Right from the beginning with the listing of Aragorn's many names this is nothing short of brilliant! I adored every word and how often can anyone say that about a legal action? LOL

Author Reply: And I'm willing to bet I even missed a name or two! Thanks!

shireboundReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/15/2006
This is absolute and utter genius.

31. Defendant Faramir also willfully and maliciously allowed a member of Plaintiff Baggins’ party to enter a restricted area, then threatened said party member with death, even though the borders of said area were not clearly marked. These actions are in clear and obvious violation of 14 G.A.C. § 964 and 27 G.A.C. § 593.

Beautifully written, Edoraslass.... err, I mean Sandyman! Counsel is going to collect a fat retainer after the sympathetic jury awards Plaintiff Baggins a dragon's hoard of gold for all this.

*applauds*

Author Reply: Thanks! I always thought it was a bit unfair to not at least have some sort of "no trespassing" sign up!

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