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Answering Machines of Middle-earth  by Lindelea 12 Review(s)
GalathilReviewed Chapter: 12 on 11/11/2021
Hi Lindelea I love your story. Thank you for all your help.


Author Reply: Thank you!

GalathilReviewed Chapter: 12 on 11/11/2021
Hi Lindelea I love your story. Thank you for all your help.


Author Reply: Thank you! I have finally knocked out that all-devouring work deadline that prevented me from answering these reviews and your email, and so I came back to this story to make sure you got an answer to your reviews.

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 12 on 12/28/2007
And it's bloody well time! Heh!

vampfan30Reviewed Chapter: 12 on 5/13/2006
just read these tonight, laughed myself out of the chair. we used to do the " hi, I'm calling for..." calls all the time as kids. the updated version is definitely better...;)

Elanor SilmariŽnReviewed Chapter: 12 on 3/26/2006
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This was hilarious! My friend Joelle has told me that you wrote fanfic, but I hadn't read much of yours till now. This is absolutely hilarious! *wanders off to read more of your sruff*
God bless,

Author Reply: Nice to hear from you! Thanks for taking time to leave a comment.

Rosie-AnnReviewed Chapter: 12 on 10/4/2004

You know, I've actually tried that phone prank...not for Legolas, obviously...I did it to my Grandma a couple years ago on April Fools...and she doesn't pick the phone up usually, so I left about three messeges for a girl named Eden - then she was all worried that this poor girl wouldn't get called by any of her friends, so she picked up and I did the "Hi, this is Eden, have there been any calls for me?"

Not that you needed to know that.


Good story! Very funny! Keep it up!

AloysiusReviewed Chapter: 12 on 5/11/2004
These are absolutely genius!


(It's actually quite hard to applaud whilst guffawing, so be impressed...)


Kitt of LindonReviewed Chapter: 12 on 2/6/2004
Funny. I mean really funny. You know,I think Thranduil should install a high-pitched beep on the answering machine to scare off Legolas' admirers...
Seriously, I loved them all. The Saruman one- 'drying nails, leave a message after the groan...' no wait, I'll just rewrite the whole thing here.
These are the few words to describe it: simple yet so funny.

NerysReviewed Chapter: 12 on 12/31/2003
This whole thing was brilliant, it appealed to my twisted sense of humour. I really can't think of anything else to say, but that was definitly the best of this genre/style pieces around.

Author Reply: (doing my best bad Elvis impression)

Thankyou! Thankyou verymuch!

shireboundReviewed Chapter: 12 on 12/31/2003
Hah! I adore this. Let the telemarketers try -- they'll never reach the Dark Tower again!


Author Reply: Oooo, do you suppose we could arrange a direct line for telemarketers to Sauron, wherever he's gone? Seems a suitable link, on both sides.

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