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Answering Machines of Middle-earth  by Lindelea 3 Review(s)
LarnerReviewed Chapter: 4 on 12/28/2007
Yes, both Sauron and Saruman want poor Frodo! Too popular with the wrong crowd, I fear!

JULESReviewed Chapter: 4 on 10/22/2003
I love the - if you have a reported sighting of the ring-bearer.

It would be hysterical to have these on our own private answering machines.

Could you imagine the strange looks from family and friends - both having and not having seen the movie.

Those who have seen it - she's obsessed again.

Those who haven't seen it - what the hell???

Very entertaining - funny - hope you are going to have one individually for each of the other characters too.


shireboundReviewed Chapter: 4 on 10/21/2003
"If you are a Ringwraith reporting transportation problems, press 5."

Hee hee!

Author Reply: Yes, I liked that touch. I can just imagine the flak they'd get, too. 'What? You lost your fell beast to an arrow that came out of nowhere? Tha'ts about as believable as losing your horse to the flood that came out of nowhere...'

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