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| Answering Machines of Middle-earth by Lindelea | 4 Review(s) |
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| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 8/16/2025 |
| Wow. Or if you don't lose your patience. You must be someone of quality. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 8/16/2025 |
| Wow. | |
| Larner | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 12/28/2007 |
| Ah, just the right warmth for that wondrous land! | |
| Orophins Dottir | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 10/20/2003 |
| Would you sue me if I put this one on my answering machine? These are very, very funny. You have to do one for Taur E-Ndaedelos! Mental vision of the none too patient Thranduil having to install one because his brat of a son is off on some stupid quest and not there to pick up the phone. Author Reply: I won't sue, so long as the Tolkien foundation doesn't sue me! (If they do I'll be scrambling for cash...) I actually had a friend put one of these up as her away message, I forget which one it was, one of the first four, though. Thanks for asking. | |