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B2MeM Challenge - Four words - vase, leech, possibility, armful Format: drabble Genre: humour Warnings: minor injury, spider Pairings: None With apologies to Tolkien.
Summary: Frodo is injured. “Whatever’s happened, Mr Frodo?” Sam asked in alarm. “You are bleeding! Shall I send for a leech?” “Lobelia hit me with her umbrella,” Frodo sighed, mopping the blood from a cut on his head with a handkerchief. “What did she do that for?” asked Sam. “I took her an armful of your best roses and a spider crawled out of one when she put them in a vase. She was certain I had put the spider there on purpose and would not entertain the possibility that it could be an accident.” “Spider indeed! I’ll put a wasp in next time!” |
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