_{~Notes III: Natural Enemies and Prey~}

NATURAL ENEMIES

The forest of Mirkwood is notorious for its variety of dangerous species.  To date, there are approximately 3 known species of spiders, 2 species of orcs, 2 species of wolves, 1 species of predatory bat, and 1 species of Dwarf.  Remnants of a dragon (Serpentia derkesthai) may still be spotted beneath the Long Lake, though no other Serpentia have been reported in the area. 

Of the three spider species (Lycosa tarentula, Latrodectus vulgaris, and Lactrodectus mocktans), only two pose great threat to the T. galadh.  Lycosa tarentula is relatively small in size, and bites cause only minor skin irritations.  Conversely, Latrodectus vulgaris and Lactrodectus mocktans may prove deadly.  Each species may grow to the approximate size of an elephant, and the opaque, rope-like webbing produced is strong and highly adhesive.  L. mocktans may be identified by its prominent chelicerae (pincers), L. vulgaris by its ability to speak.  The T. galadh were observed to slay any spider upon immediate discovery; no arachnids were present in the Wood-Elven Halls and surrounding grounds.

Gobelin elderus, or orcs, generally inhabit the darker, rocky mountainous areas surrounding the T. galadh habitat.  As no Uruk-hai (Gobelin sapien) have been observed since the War of the Ring, the species is believed to be extinct.  Their lesser-evolved counterparts, however, continue to thrive.  Aside from spiders, Gobelin (sp.) are one of the greatest predators of T. galadh.  The T. galadh were observed to react to Gobelin elderus presence as they would a spider—the orc was slain upon immediate discovery.

Canis fatalis, or Wargs, are also thought to be extinct.  Their lesser-evolved counterparts, the wild wolves (Canis lupus), will rarely attack Elves.  Although vicious when provoked, the wild wolf was noted to avoid confrontation and shy away from T. galadh settlements.

The vampire bat, Chiroptera vampyrus, inhabits the darker, closely-knit tree canopies of Mirkwood.  C. vampyrus is also found in caves (preferring wide, deep caverns) and beneath rocky overhangs.  Bites induce harmful toxins which may prove fatal.  Other side effects of the bite have yet to be discerned. 

*Note: Unfortunately, researchers were not in possession of antidote to vampire bat bites.  The Scientific Research Department of Middle-earth sends its deepest condolences to the family of ‘Notes From the Field’ scientist J.Z.

As researchers did not enter Mirkwood to study its predators, and remained within the confines of the Telerius galadh territorial range, there were no further efforts to enhance knowledge of Mirkwood’s predatory species.  Hence, organisms possessing glowing eyes (red, green, or yellow in color) or bulbous eyes were generally avoided.

DWARVES—PREDATOR OR PREY?

The topic of whether or not Dwarves (Khazad sp.) and Elves (Telerius sp. and Noldorius sp.) are in fact natural enemies has been hotly contested over the years.  The researchers of Notes From the Field maintain a neutral stance on the issue, and merely wish to offer straightforward and unbiased observation on the two species.  It must here be noted that researchers themselves are split on the matter.  Similarly, half believe the chicken came first, whereas half believe it was, in actuality, the egg.

Historically, Elves and Dwarves (Khazad sp.) have shown unfavorable reaction towards each other (See: The Silmarillion by Tolkien, J.R.R).  The two species rarely come into contact with one another, and generally avoid doing so.  Though Dwarves generally inhabit the lower levels of the earth—mainly caves—and should therefore not interfere with the above-ground Elven habitats, the two species nonetheless appear to engage in some form of resource competition.  Surprisingly enough, competition usually stems over that which is not vital to the existence of either (See: Shiny Things, jewels, treasure, mithril, or Silmarils).

Dwarves were said to be creation of the Vala Aulë (also see: Mahal).  Though in single numbers they do not pose any great threat to Elves, groups or bands of Dwarves may be potentially deadly.  Dwarves may be broken down into two separate species: Khazad cavernous and Khazad hillius, the latter inhabiting rolling mountainous areas, and the former inhabiting only caves.  A classic case of genetic drift, it is believed both species originated from a single Dwarven species: Khazad mahalis, which gradually evolved to the K. cavernous and K. hillius species we know today.

THE DWARVEN THREAT (or: A Brief Anatomy of Khazad)

Khazad is a small, compact organism.  Dwarven bones, unlike that of their human or Elven counterparts, lack any form of spongy marrow or hollowness.  Rather, they consist of solid calcium carbonate.  These solid bones, along with a wide, reinforced cranium, are believed to aid the Khazad during cavern collapses—a threat specific to their lifestyle and environment. 

Having little light available in their underground habitats, Dwarves possess small eyes in proportion to the rest of the body.  Tests have shown these eyes are, however, marvelously adept at distinguishing movement caused by shadow and torchlight versus that of an actually body.

Thick, muscular shoulders, coupled with large broad hands and a short neck make Khazad well equipped for tunneling.  Perhaps the most distinguishing feature of the Dwarf is the beard, which is present on both male and female of the species.  Further studies are needed to discover the exact purpose of this excess of hair.  To date, there are several hypotheses.  Of worthwhile mention are the Protection Theory and the Avoidance Hypothesis.

The Protection Theory states that the beard hair serves as a block against dirt or grime—such as coal dust—which may aggravate the skin of the Khazad.

The Avoidance Hypothesis states that the beard hairs collect various forms of mud and dust, thus enabling Khazad to better camouflage itself and avoid any unwanted attention.

Food of the Elves and Dwarves differs only slightly.  Elves tend to consume greater quantities of fruits and vegetables, whereas Dwarves favor meats and nuts.  Testament to this is the more pronounced canines present in Khazad than in the Elder.  It must be noted that Dwarves are not known to partake in the consumption of Elves, despite the organism’s fondness for meat.

Notes From the Field Researchers propose that Elf and Dwarf aversions stem from interspecific competition.  Hence, it is believed Khazad should not be viewed as predator or prey, but rather, competition.

Scientists observed the Telerius galadh to behave antagonistically towards the local Dwarven species, Khazad hillius.  [Text taken from the notes of C.S.]:

“We were delighted today when a band of Khazad hillius were observed walking along Mirkwood’s Elf-Path.  The more adventurous and commonly viewed of the Dwarven species, K. hillius was nonetheless fascinating to observe.  The K. hillius travel in single-file formation, the strongest and largest members positioned at the very front and back of the line, whereas the smaller and younger members travel in the middle.  Though perhaps not a very safe way to travel while out in the open, such formations are probably of great use to the Dwarf while in caves.

The T. galadh were aware of the Khazad presence before even we ourselves.  At first we thought they would be content to watch K. hillius pass by, as the Dwarves seemed to be doing nothing more than traveling through.  We were mistaken.

One Elf took up a raucous chirrip, and was quickly joined by his mates.  Personally, I think it was Phoebus who started the whole thing.  B.W. thinks it was Zippy, but we all know Zippy is too docile to attempt such things.  I have seen him mend butterfly wings; he certainly wouldn’t go about harassing Dwarves.

The K.hillius began to grow wary and eventually flustered as the Elves’ tone grew astonishingly insulting.  (Again, Phoebus started it all.  NOT Zippy.)  The Dwarves then began to shake their fists at the trees and shout things in return.  They bunched into a tight circle, younger K. hillius at the center.  I was reminded of musk oxen herds.  The T. galadh proceeded to pelt the poor K. hillius with acorns.  K. hillius roared most impressively before quickly fleeing down the path.”

Further evidence is given in the observations of B.W:

“It was quite amazing to view T. galadh’s reaction to K. hillius.  K. hillius appeared to have inadvertently invaded T. galadh territory, and a brutal encounter ensued.  Started by the Elf Zippy, despite what a certain colleague may claim.  It was Zippy.”

And by B.P.:

“I was disappointed the territorial battle didn’t amount to anything other than shouting and acorn tossing.  Both T. galadh and K. hillius are said to have excellent fighting prowess; I would have enjoyed seeing how they fared against one another.  For crying out loud, does it really MATTER which T. galadh started it?

P.S.—It was Phoebus.”

PREY AND FOOD CONSUMPTION OF T. galadh

Researchers had ample opportunity to observe the feeding habits of T. galadh, as the Elves engaged in numerous feasts throughout the course of the study.  T. galadh was noted to feed on venison, rabbit, several types of fowl, and fish.  Fruits, vegetables, breadstuff, and nuts were also consumed, suggesting the Wood-Elves to be a highly omnivorous group.  All foods varied with seasonal availability. 

Groups of T. galadh would often travel to the outer fringes of the wood to hunt for meat.  Researchers are unsure of where the other food sources were procured.  It is believed the Elves attained them through trade, or perhaps from gardens within the palace.  Again, scientists may only speculate.

It is known that the T. galadh used ‘trade’ as a method of obtaining drink.  The following was taken from the notes of B.W.: 

“The T. galadh had some sort of winter feast this week.  Again.  We decided to analyze a sample of their wine, as they seem particularly fond of it.  Okay so actually we were all freezing our [censored] off in the [censored] tree blinds, and B.P. came up with the brilliant idea we ought to trade for some booze.

In exchange for our remaining 5 band-aides and P.A.M’s sleeping bag (never liked her anyways.  Hahahahaha.  But, I digress…), we managed to procure three barrels from the dominant male Elf ‘Phoebus.’  The T. galadh never seem to be without wine—they are constantly importing full barrels and shipping out the empty ones along the river.  Marvelous ingenuity, really, if you think about it. 

These creatures never fail to amaze us: at times they show intelligence which very nearly rivals our own.  Perhaps it sounds strange, but sometimes it almost feels as though they really understand us.  Quite honestly, I believe this could be the biggest breakthrough since dolphins or chimpanzees.”

Subsequent analysis of wine samples revealed the wine was a deep crimson in color, and containing a sweet yet heavy aftertaste.  Researchers also discovered it to be of an extremely intoxicating nature.  The T. galadh seem to have built up an immense tolerance to its effects, and it is suggested blood samples be procured from the species to determine whether or not their bodies produce specific enzymes to combat the wine’s effect.

All notes taken during wine analysis were illegible, hence the following day’s notes are observed:

“Headache.  Convinced T. galadh have wine flowing in veins as opposed to blood.  N.W. airlifted out of forest after last night’s nasty fall from tree—our thoughts are with her.  B.P. still missing.  If not found by tomorrow will call park services and rescue authorities.  Will never, ever, again consume contents of alcoholic nature.  21^st birthday celebration to consist of Kool-aid.”  [notes of B.W.]    

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