Another drabble in honour of the Mooters
It says, in "Three is Company" in Fellowship of the Ring,

Some of Frodo's friends came to stay and help him with the packing: there was Fredegar Bolger and Folco Boffin, and of course his special friends Pippin Took and Merry Brandybuck. Between them they turned the whole place upside-down.

Folco, what in the world...?

Beautiful, isn’t it?

How... how did you...?

With my own little hammer, I swear. And I only hit myself on the thumb once, I’ll have you know.

But we’re... we’re supposed to be nailing up the contents of the smial in crates, you blockhead!

Now, Merry, when we arrived, Frodo said he was certain we’d turn Bag End upside-down, didn’t he?

How are you supposed to sit in chairs nailed feet-first to the ceiling beams?

Hush, Pippin! Were you a part of this?

I don’t think he meant--

(Don’t look, but here he comes now.)