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| The Revenge of the Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh) by Orophins Dottir | 104 Review(s) |
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| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: Epilogue 2 on 1/7/2004 |
| Bravo and well done, Fair One! Thou hast made me well and truly laugh. For that, I thankee! Author Reply: Whew, breathes a sigh of relief! Someone has told her you are from Gondor. They do not like elves in them parts. Or was that the Rohan? Humans are so difficult to distinguish. Thank you for all your kind reviews. Welcome to the World of the Elves! Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 12 on 1/7/2004 |
| Glorfindel, the last of the House of the Golden Flower! Not surprised at THAT. Good thing he’s big and carries a sword if he’s going to be yelling that in the streets of Wellington. LOL! Not touching that with a ten foot sword. "Think you it would be an excess if we just mentioned to Gil-Galad that his part at Dagorlad was reduced to five seconds of an extra holding a spear? I am giggling helplessly. And Celeborn the Wise knew again his good fortune that the Lady of the Galadhrim had always loved him. They are at it again, eh? Gracious! Author Reply: Celeborn doth love his Lady. 'Tis a beautiful thing. *Eyes Lindorien fiercel* "Didn't I step on your squishy mind when last it was in the gutter?" Goldilocks is the most beautiful of the House of the Golden Flower. We love that Big Elf. *sighs* Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 11 on 1/7/2004 |
| but give me two really ticked-off Galadhrim, and you can keep your ten Imladrians. Why, Fair One, do I fear you got plenty of comments for that line? If I were the Abomination, I'd be shivering in my shoes. Author Reply: The Galadhrim have a strong lobby. People love this. I got in serious trouble for my treatment of Master Elrond. I LOVE Elrond! *Are you listening, Fair Nilmandra!* Thank you for your review! Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 10 on 1/7/2004 |
| "Why cannot I simply hew them with my sword as soon as they approach?" Oh, Eowyn, thou art sister of my heart! Go Elves! Go Elessar! Go Gimli! Go Gandalf! Author Reply: A woman of action is Eowyn. She hath not elven subtle mind. Still, we like her. I always wanted to make Aragorn rush out screaming "ELENDIL!" Finally worked it into a story. So fulfilling. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 9 on 1/7/2004 |
| This is going to be a wierd thing to say, but...this is completely believable. You've convinced me. And its FUNNY! I like funny. Author Reply: Um, I think I am a bit frightened. Convinced? Believable? Oh, well! I work Thranduil. Nothing flaps this elf! Thank you for the review. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| technetium | Reviewed Chapter: 5 on 1/7/2004 |
| Poor Elrond - everyone thinking he's cold and unfeeling. It makes me just want to give him a hug. Yay, they found Zippy! " "You can talk." He laughed at that and stroked her hand. "Aye, and I thank you for finally noticing after well over a year, nay, almost two. However, you were very funny with all those gestures you used to communicate with us. Oft it was all we could do not to fall down laughing at your attempts." "-Haha, that must have been embarassing. I can't say I approve of the liason between BW and Zippy, because I'm hopelessly old-fashioned about some things, but I'm glad they're getting married. The adoption was sweet, and I really liked the scene between Galadriel and Celeborn. Author Reply: Be gentle with these young ones. They know they did wrong and have repented. Celeborn lectured them and Galadriel read them the riot act off page. They will most definitely marry. Zippy is not about to lose sight of BW again. Thank you for the review. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 8 on 1/6/2004 |
| You shall be on board with your mother-in-law... ... ... **giggles** This is SO DAMNED FUNNY! Oh dear, can I say 'damned' in a public review? I loved all the little nuances. The mind-meld call, making Glorfindel comb his hair, Glorfindel complaining that somebody's eaten all the grapes again. All the explanation regarding the throat-slitting incident... You know -- your mind would be a scary thing to probe. "Go there NOT, Elrond! Ne'er shall you return!" So,um, how occupied WAS Celeborn keeping Galadriel? Author Reply: VERY OCCUPIED. Congratulations, Lindorien! You are the first to pick up my very veiled innuendo! *ponders the state of elven sex. does it need to be more blatant? No, cannot go there. Impossible.* Does this mean your mind is normally in the gutter? Yes, the Great Glorfindel doth not like being wakened. He is not enjoying his stay in the Woodland Realm. Elrond can probe my mind any old time he pleases. *smacks herself to get herself out of the gutter. She thinks she has just stepped on Lindorien's mind. It was squishy.* No one believes that I actually do love Master Elrond. Somehow, he just always gets into trouble in my stories. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 1/6/2004 |
| Yikes! almost forgot to review. I am moving on to next chapter. Thranduil could use a little Paxil. He is far to tense about everything. Author Reply: My esteemed friend and best bud on Arda, The Karenator, quickly procured Prozac from a Canadian pharmacy. We think the great King is alright. We settled our own nerves with single-malt Scotch. Very nice. Thank you for the review! Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil (now released from his padded dungeon cell) | |
| Lindorien | Reviewed Chapter: 6 on 1/6/2004 |
| Jumping Jehosephat! (I do hope I spelled that correctly) I'd say more but I am flabbergasted. I scurry ahead to the next chapter. Author Reply: Two strange words in one review. I salute you! Thranny was definitely not having a good day. Was anyone? Humble Scribe to the Impaired King of Mirkwood | |
| technetium | Reviewed Chapter: 4 on 1/6/2004 |
| Wow! I am so impressed with this story. Elves are hard to write well, at least in my opinion, but you do an excellent job. Your writing, especially the Elven dialogue is beautifully poetic, and worthy of Tolkien. I like the bit with Celeborn remembering Celebrian. I'd be terrified if I was in BW's position. This story is grim one moment and hilarious the next, but it seems natural. Hehe - I love the explanation for Asfaloth's bells. Author Reply: Thank you. I appreciate all your reviews and hope you will continue. You will note how careful I am being not to accidently delete any more of them! BW is about to make a momentous decision in her life. Will she stand with the elves or the humans? Asfaloth's bells have always amused me. Nilmandra, one of our web elves, and I have a lot of fun with them. Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil | |