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Mordor Vacationland  by Stefania 5 Review(s)
SurgicalSteelReviewed Chapter: 3 on 4/6/2009
I've fallen out of my chair and Jackson Pollocked my monitor reading this. Absolutely irreverently fun!

Author Reply: Hi Dr.Ruth -

Thanks for reading. Writing fan fiction is a lot more fun than sending out resumes and cover letters like every other poor slug who is unemployed. I actually have a quasi-serious overriding message for this tale but it's subtle and hopefully won't get in the way of the humor and the adventure to come.

- Steff

Ainu LaireReviewed Chapter: 3 on 4/5/2009
Very creative, to say the least. I look ridiculously forward to the conflict that is bound to spring up between these orcs and the Gondorians. Visiting Mordor sounds like fun- and a load of trouble :P

Author Reply: Hi Ainu Laire -

Thanks for reading this tale. I've read a number of fan fics that take place in Mordor, all of which involve evil, one-dimensional orcs who kidnap some human, usually Faramir or Legolas. Tolkien gave us a hint that some orcs aren't all brainless cannon fodder in the "Tower of Cirith Ungol" in ROTK. I also found Ugluk a ton of fun in both book and film. So I'm on a crusade to make the orcs more well rounded while keeping them basically nasty.

- Steff

Raksha The DemonReviewed Chapter: 3 on 4/5/2009
Had to laugh at Aragorn Elessar Telcontar getting paunchy on all the post-War good food; and the miserable sneezing wheezing orcs allergic to the flowers. And as usual, you offer interesting scenes focussing on the nitty-gritty of administering a kingdom.

Looking forward to the next chapter!

Sorry to hear that you lost your job, though.

Author Reply: Hi Raksha -

I'm glad that you enjoyed this chapter. Real life really stymied me for awhile. I have what I hope will be some interesting reveals in the next chapter. Stay tuned. Peace time levies great hardships on former warriors, on both sides of the Morgai. As you can see, the orcs are getting soft, too.

Take care,
Steff

Linda HoylandReviewed Chapter: 3 on 4/4/2009
This chapter is hilarious from Aragorn developing a slight paunch to the orcs who appear to have hayfever! Most enjoyable.

Author Reply: Hi Linda!

I've finally found my muse, somewhat, after getting laid off my job of 20+ years. This poor chapter has been hanging around for 2 months half finished. I'm glad you're enjoying my depiction of Aragorn. Ari is not quite ready to become a "throne potato" yet, but the demands of kingship threaten to soften his body against his will. Aragorn won't be a central figure in "Mordor Vacationland," though he most definitely is the one who get's the ball rolling in the next chapters, much like Thomas Jefferson. Yeah, I know you are a Brit and SOA has a great international readerhip. Still, I confess I had the third US president in mind when I started to design this story years ago.

- Steff


utfrogReviewed Chapter: 3 on 4/4/2009
First, I am always happy to reenter Steffieverse so a new story is a great treat. Next, I am thrilled to read about allergic orcs! It is spring here and everyone I know is sneezing, wheezing, coughing, but loving the fact that warm weather is coming.

Thanks and I look forward to this intriguing tale.

Author Reply: Hi Utfrog -

My sympathies. I'm waiting with wheezing breath for the grass season here in California. Love those roses, love their scent, but, just like some of the unfortunate orcs, they get me every Spring.

I wish I could have introduced Cirrion, Faramir's cat in my story "Dead Steward's Gift," to really knock poor allergic Blallo off his feet. Alas, Cirri is at home in Emyn Arnen, most likely sprawled out on Eowyn's lap.

Glad that you are enjoying "Mordor Vacationland."

- Steff

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