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A Report from the VBC Valinor  by Agape4Gondor 10 Review(s)
Linda HoylandReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/8/2008
A clever and unique take on a famous moment.I hope it is all a ruse to give Eldarion a fright!

Author Reply: Hey - now that's an idea, Linda, for I wondered why on earth Faramir was still alive................

Pearl TookReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/7/2008
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read - but hilarious!! :-) :-)

I love the bit about him getting up for a trip to the privy - LOL!!!!

Thank you for the morning laugh :-)

(I wonder if I'm going to be the only dolt who clicks on the URL? LOL)

Author Reply: I thought it was weird too, Pearl Took. Just the Muse started chatting and it seemed fun and everything was going well until Aragorn stood up - I'm surprised Arwen didn't faint... though he had just laid himself down!

You know - I clicked on it myself just to 'see' if anything would show up!!! ROTFLMAO

TithenaruReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/7/2008
Great use of news speak.
What has Eldarion been up to?
A trip to the loo from your deathbed - how sensible.
This is priceless
Loved it
Tithenaru


Author Reply: I haven't a clue as to what Eldarion was doing with that woman - and I really don't want to know!!!!

Very glad you liked this!

FiondilReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
ROTFL! It's a good thing Aragorn 'went' before he left. I can just see him standing before the Lord of Mandos vainly trying NOT to cross his legs and Námo staring at him in disbelief, then sighing and rolling his eyes as he points. "Down the hall, third door on the left and make it quick, I've a deadline to make!"

Absolutely too wicked, Agape! And it's Monday afternoon here in China... just the thing to read while having my lunch. *grin*

Author Reply: Oh my goodness, Fiondil!!! You always make the Halls hysterical..........

Glad it gave you a kick for a Monday!

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
Agape--I am considering sending a number of wet noodles to you for this one! You know what must be done with them, of course! Heh!

Profligate? And what precisely happened with Lady Beldis? And Faramir's still around?

And love the visit to the privy! Hehehehehe!

Author Reply: Aw - Faramir didn't dare die and leave poor Aragorn alone with Eldarion!!!

Glad you enjoyed this.

Wet noodles were utilized to their fullest advantage.

Grey WondererReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
That was fun! I loved it when he got up to go to the bathroom! Thank you for the laugh.

Author Reply: Glad you enjoyed... I have no idea where that idea popped out of - except I'm watching waaaaaaaaay too much BBC America!

Kitt OtterReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
Oh, this was wonderful. "Have you ever seen anything like this?... Nay!..." - Clever parody of our own news-talk. And a quick stop to the privy! That is practical! *snorts and falls off chair*
-Kitt

Author Reply: *giggles* bends down to help Kitt up and hits head against chair....

Glad you enjoyed this... hope you didn't hurt yourself!

MeReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
Uh, YOU ARE INSANE! And that's my final word on the matter. VERY funny fic thouh. LOL.

Author Reply: Thank you.... and Yes, there is a rather 'mad' quality that runs through the Muse - it's not my fault!

RadbooksReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
*snort* This was a wonderful Sunday morning laugh!!

Author Reply: I was kind of rolling on the floor myself when the idea came...

Sunday mornings are the best for laughter - though I know Mondays are when laughter is most needed... at least for me!

6336Reviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/6/2008
Oh LOL! This should come with a food and drink warning!
More please,
Lynda

Author Reply: I'm very sorry for no warning! It astounded me when the report came in. I don't think they will update... something else always comes along and pushes the 'latest' breaking news right out the door!

Glad you liked it!

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