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The Scruff Factor  by JastaElf 4 Review(s)
RangerofthenorthReviewed Chapter: 2 on 4/5/2005
umm, this is mostly based on the movie. I am more of a book fan fic person. For all we know, when it was safe, he may have bathed in a stream, and another thing, it is my belief that those of high numenorean blood did not have to shave because of the elvish blood mixed in. Making them unable to grow beards. Besides Tolkien never mentioned Estel having a beard, stubble, whatever you wanna call it. That is all. I guess the story is kinda funny for a movie based fan fic. (no disrespect or meanfullness meant)

GalimerilReviewed Chapter: 2 on 11/8/2004
HAHAHAHA! I love it! HEHEHEHE! As soon as I get someone to stich my sides back together I'll finish this tale. I can't believe it took me this long to find such a jewel! I'm reading just as fast as I can, becausre this story just tickles me pink!

Orophins DottirReviewed Chapter: 2 on 11/12/2003
Ai! A story after my own heart. We have a Plan! *memo to self: eat not grapes whilst reading this tale as one may verily choke!* I am loving this, especially such things as "with more pong to his person than a wet wolfhound in high summer humidity". What an olfactory image (if such be possible?) that conjures. Dearly as I love my wood-elf, I know his dark thoughts and you have captured them. Keep writing! I end with the fond regards of all the "lemon-sucking" elves of Mirkwood and most especially my liege lord.

Humble Scribe to his Majesty Thranduil

LKKReviewed Chapter: 2 on 9/14/2003
Oh man. I can't possibly read Chapter 2 without a smirk on my face. Reading this is just too much fun. It's got to be illegal somewhere. Mae-what-you-call-your-Govannen I loved that! And the description of Legolas' bouquet redolent of a bright spring day in the forest, with notes of citrus and honeysuckle! Oh my, oh my. *fans self*

And another great line: Persuasion of that level of force is not legal in Imladris. I just might have to steal that one in addition to the one from Chapter 1. Ah, forget it! I just might as well steal all the lines from this story!!

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