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No Living Man  by Elana 26 Review(s)
PSWReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/28/2016
Heehee... :-) Tjis was fantastic, I laughed all the way through...

MarianelReviewed Chapter: 1 on 11/23/2014
Hahahahaha! Where are you girls? Should we have a try at the Witch King or should he marry us all and be our slave forever?!😂 Love your story!

curiouswombatReviewed Chapter: 1 on 5/22/2010
Good stuff! Yup - there could certainly have been a good queue to have a go at him... and, of course, whilst they debated we all know that what really happened is that a dying Mumakil fell on him...!!

annmarwalkReviewed Chapter: 1 on 5/22/2010
Ok, I know I read this years and years ago,and have been recommending it far and wide all that time, but don't know that I actually said "Thank you!" for something that has consistently made me laugh myself silly every single time I read it - it's a true classic!

RhyselleReviewed Chapter: 1 on 11/22/2009
Bwhahahahaha! Oh this was just perfectly wonderfully hysterical. My children are looking at me like I'm nuts, but I just can't stop laughing!

When the dead guy wandered up, I just totally lost it and it took several minutes to calm down enough to finish reading the story.

Well done! This is definitely a favorite of mine!

Reviewed Chapter: 1 on 11/13/2009
you have me nearly feeling sorry for the poor guy! lol, this was much fun. recced here by the lj comm lotr_glee. :)

MîdhaerReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/17/2009
I noticed one big error here. The prophecy actually did not specify no living man.
The exact words were: "Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of a man shall he fall"

And another thing, Aragorn could, from a purely technical standpoint, join in the fun. He was a decendent of Elros Tar-Minyuatar, Elrond's twin brother.

MîdhaerReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/22/2009
*silent laughter* *deep breath in* *more laughter* LOL I always wondered why Wiki thought he was invulnerable. I mean seriously, no living man!? In Middle-Earth!? I always knew Wiki was a fool.

EärossëReviewed Chapter: 1 on 5/22/2009
I always wondered why the Witch King thought that he could not be killed because he couldn't die by the hand of a man. Hannon le. This is a wonderful story


LilanReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/21/2008
Oh my...what a hoot. I can't believe it somehow skipped my attention before!! And you've made me sympathize with the poor WiKi...


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