A/N: If you are unfamiliar with the film/musical Chicago, you may not understand the premise for this fic. Although, I am pretty sure it can stand on its own nonetheless.

None of the music, lyrics or characters of Chicago are mine and are property of Miramax films and other people, and I am only using them as the basis for a non-profit story in which the characters are also not mine and belong to New Line Cinema and JRR Tolkien.

This story was so named for the song which inspired it.

Cell Block Tango - A tale told in six short increments in which Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo learn that it is called 'lady's work' for a reason.

-Thanks for reading!