Bribery and Blackmail by Budgielover
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bOygbCpoi
· 9 February 2012
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
no don't worry mate, i think the pic suits it preefctly...and cheers for the link by the way...and sorry to hear of the demise of your bar, but i'm sure you'll find somewhere else to get pissed !regards from londonkismetik
Isha
· 2 October 2006
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
Oh, I'm sure Aragorn's going to regret those last words...
Insanely funny. *shakes head* Oh, those hobbits... *giggles*
Thanks for sharing! =)
Hai
· 3 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
lol! that was great! I don't know that elves would have really enjoyed the brew they were creating! In all of your stories Merry seems to get into a lot of toruble and drag others in with him! It sure makes for an interesting stay in Rivendell! I liked it lots! Thank you!
Pearl Took
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
Such a wonderfully good time! The image in my mind of Elrond threatening "Drastic measures" was priceless, and in the back of my mind thinking that he's messing with their heads and finding out that he was indeed. A wonderfully fun story!
Pearl Took
Nilmandra
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
I wanted to be there to see Elrond hiss and say 'drastic ones'! LOL! Goofy hobbits and elven discipline leave a smile on my face. :-)
daw the minstrel
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
Oh my word, they're brewing moonshine. Actually, that's a name that should attract elves. But homemade stills are fairly unstable things, as you show. This was very entertaining. I'm sorry I didn't get to see the elves tasting the brew.
shirebound
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
Wheeee! Not only a sequel to "Intruder", which I ADORE, but such a delightful, wonderful one!
"To Pippin’s annoyance, Merry and Sam exchanged a wry grin that smacked of superior adult knowledge."
“Drastic ones,” he hissed...
Whooot! I love this, Budgie! Any stray sequels you want to write are most eagerly encouraged! May I bribe you with something? A bit of... no, the still blew up... well, I'll think of something.
fliewatuet
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
I am amazed at the sheer number of different scenarios where the Hobbits get into trouble inside of Rivendell that you can think of. Trying to produce the Gaffer's home brew in a fireplace! But Elrond and Aragorn aren't too bad either. Though Aragorn's attempts at bribery pale in comparison to Elrond's blackmail. Hehe, drastic measures, hehe.
I cannot blame Aragorn for collapsing against the door of his father's study, since I am still grinning myself.
Wonderful story for a dull Sunday afternoon in November ...
Jay of Lasgalen
· 2 November 2003
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They blew up their bedroom? Surely, not even Elladan and Elrohir ever managed that! (Oh, look, is that a plot bunny?) A lovely tale, and Elrond was wonderful at the end. And after all, what could four hobbits possibly get up to?
Jay
Grey Wonderer
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
I find myself wanting to know exactly what the Gaffer's home brew tastes like. I suppose that Pippin is not the only one that is curious. The discriptions are wonderful and for some reason, I think I need to make custard. Thank you for a good laugh and for making me hungry at 3:14 in the morning!
Orophins Dottir
· 2 November 2003
· Chapter 1: Bribery and Blackmail
Ai! Hobbit moonshiners and Imladris in chaos. I loved it. I particularly liked "Elrond leaned forward in his great chair and affixed the trembling hobbit with his fathoms-deep eyes that had seen whole civilizations of Men and Elves rise and flower and wither and fall. “Drastic ones,” he hissed." Nice turn of a phrase and nobody hisses better than Master Elrond!