Reviews (30)

bryn · 23 October 2003 · Chapter 3: Of Nose Rings and Little Barrels

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, too much, too much! *lol* You can't end the story there! What happens to The Man, The Nose, and The Fat Pony? I loved how the chants back-fired on each. :) I would love to see Saruman hitched up to a cart. *ponders* You could bring Asfaloth and Shadowfax into the picture... maybe Arod, Hasufel, Roheryn... (why were there no famous female horses, I wonder?) Whistling nose, indeed! They've got a regular circus act going. A Ringed circus of sorts, terrible as that sounds. Depending on what Age it is, perhaps they could form a plot to perform in Rivendell (under Lord Elrond or E2) or in Gondor. How do those, used to being feared and in possession of godly power, cope with their new situation? Melkor certainly can't go around claiming he's Melkor (whistling nose and all). He's liable to get kicked out of every tavern this side of Mordor. Geeze, even the orcs wouldn't believe him. Melkor and his brave steed Saruman. *snort* *lol* :)

khazar-khum · 23 October 2003 · Chapter 1: Conversations in the Void

Sauron, Saruman & Melkor--together again. The Larry, Moe & Curly of ME??

Lamiel · 22 October 2003 · Chapter 2: Melkor's Plan

"As I recall, you were not a powerful dark lord, you were an eyeball. A big, red, glowing . . ." Hee hee! Oh, this is so funny! Reminds me of OFUM, with the dark lords arguing. Great!

bryn · 16 October 2003 · Chapter 1: Conversations in the Void

*falls over laughing*

Lamiel · 16 October 2003 · Chapter 1: Conversations in the Void

I love the line, "think Tulkas with hairy feet." Hee hee! I don't know where you can go with this--unless you end up bringing Sauron and Morgoth back. But if you do continue I'll enjoy reading it.