Reviews (8)

Fimbrethil · 19 April 2026 · Chapter 1

Lol. Are they questioning Éowyn or Faramir? And I thought Elfhelm was still in the City, so they could have talked to him instead of Faramir.

Galathil · 30 July 2021 · Chapter 1

Hi anoriath. I have just come across your story. It is hilarious. I love, in the list of things to avoid, lords of the nazgul. Not sure how many of them are around? Galathil

websterans · 22 August 2006 · Chapter 1

Hilarious, especially when you bring Faramir into it. "So she reminds you of your mother..."

Felicia · 14 August 2006 · Chapter 1

"social withdrawal, and chronically poor hygiene." "pt attracts men with unresolved Oedipal issues? "]] " "[Muttered voice of the examiner]: How do these people find each other? [[end recording]] " "Please institute precautions according to suicide prevention protocol, including restriction of access to strings, sharp objects, swords, razors, ropes, lords of the nazgul, and angst-ridden men who enjoy taking walks along walls of lethal height. " ROTLMAO!!! Oh my God was that funny. Just what I needed. Thanks, Anoriath! It's even funnier b/c I'm a Med Transcriptionist, so I'm used to some pretty crazy stuff... and this is written almost completely like I'm used to getting. But it doesn't have horrid handwriting, seeing as it's typed... ; ) Thanks again - you just set my day to a good finish. I'll be laughing in bed tonight!!! -Felicia

French Pony · 3 July 2006 · Chapter 1

This was fabulous. You nailed the clinical tone, but Faramir's interview cracked me up. I loved the interviewer's growing realization that Faramir has even more issues than Éowyn does, and that she may not necessarily be the one in most desperate need of psychiatric help. What really nailed it for me was this line: [Muttered voice of the examiner]: How do these people find each other? I'm sure many a therapist has found him- or herself muttering those exact same words.

Fire · 2 July 2006 · Chapter 1

LOL this is so good, when you look at it like this, it does seem like the right conclusion :D

Armariel · 1 July 2006 · Chapter 1

Oh my goodness....heheheh.....rdr in state of convulsive muscular spasms issuing from abdominal area! However, said convulsions may prove beneficial to rdr's respiratory faculties and circulation in long run...rdr thanks wtr for very therapeutic exercise in verbal stimulation! ~~~{~@

shirebound · 1 July 2006 · Chapter 1

Very clever! We can't envy folks trying to keep coherent records (especially psychiatric records!) during this time. Examiner: How did she seem to you, then? Faramir: Lovely. Examiner: Uhm… I think I was wondering a bit more about how her mood was at the time. Hee hee. :D