Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits
by GamgeeFest
...But Were Too Afraid to Ask. Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist. NEW CHAPTER! The Feet Have It - For Shirebound. Published after Foot Notes.
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· Complete
· Updated 8 February 2009
Characters: Aragorn, Bilbo, Boromir II, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo Baggins, Gandalf, Gimli, Gloin, Glorfindel, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Samwise Gamgee
Chapters
- 1. An Unusual Introduction (2,114 words)
- 2. Tea With Hobbits (3,939 words)
- 3. Foot Notes (7,400 words)
- 3. The Feet Have It (2,410 words)
- 4. Be Tween You and Me (5,948 words)
- 5. A Dangerous Game (4,438 words)
- 6. The Best Medicine (6,529 words)
- 7. A Gift for the Byrding (7,127 words)
- 8. A Mister, A Master (5,867 words)
- 9. Fore! (5,619 words)
- 10. Smoke Gets in Their Eyes (6,956 words)
- 11. Crouching Hobbit, Roaring Dragon (5,788 words)
- 12. Breed All About It (5,187 words)
- 13. Out of the Oar-dinary (6,860 words)
- 14. Closing Time (5,105 words)
- 999. Ode to Rivendell (1,715 words)