Don't Panic!

by Boz4PM

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... [Please note: this story is NOT a Mary-Sue and was posted here at the request of the site owner. Warning: STRONG language (hence the rating) but only on occasion in the first couple of chapters.]

PG-13 · Complete · Updated 12 December 2005
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir II, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo Baggins, Gandalf, Gildor, Gimli, Gloin, Glorfindel, Halbarad, Legolas, Merry, Original Character(s), Pippin, Samwise Gamgee

Chapters

  1. 1. You Have To Be Kidding (4,244 words)
  2. 2. Bunny Stew (3,583 words)
  3. 3. The Horror of Bree (4,656 words)
  4. 4. Clear As Mud (4,100 words)
  5. 5. The Latrine of Doom (4,347 words)
  6. 6. Pennies Dropping (4,554 words)
  7. 7. That Old River in Egypt (5,613 words)
  8. 8. Reality Bites (4,834 words)
  9. 9. Curiouser and Curiouser (6,870 words)
  10. 10. Calm Before The Storm (4,822 words)
  11. 11. The Proverbial Hits the Fan (5,542 words)
  12. 12. All Hell Breaks Loose (4,701 words)
  13. 13. A Square Peg (4,421 words)
  14. 14. The Complete Set (4,305 words)
  15. 15. DO Balrogs Have Wings? (4,390 words)
  16. 16. The Mirror Cracked From Side to Side (4,410 words)
  17. 17. Beauties and Nincompoops (4,800 words)
  18. 18. Sense and Sensibilities (5,143 words)
  19. 19. Another Fine Mess (5,466 words)
  20. 20. Open Mouth, Change Feet (5,047 words)
  21. 21. The Prodigal Son (5,684 words)
  22. 22. A Friend In Need (4,270 words)
  23. 23. So Long, Farewell... (5,642 words)
  24. 24. ... Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu! (5,583 words)
  25. 25. To Balrog or Not To Balrog (6,623 words)
  26. 26. Sending Out An S.O.S. (3,861 words)
  27. 27. The Final Curtain (5,406 words)

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