Sarcastic Elf

Hello! Just a lowly library middle-manager from the Lone Star State. I'm a relative Tolkien newbie (introduced by the movies), but I've since fallen in love with Middle Earth and it's people (especially the Elves).

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• Fashion Sense

  What is Legolas to wear at Elessar’s coronation? He thinks he has it all figured out, but there are some that have other ideas. Just a little bit of silliness.

  G · 1 chapter · Complete · Published 2 January 2005 · Updated 2 January 2005 · Reviews (5)

• Snowfall

  King Thranduil receives a mysterious message. This story was written in answer to Mirkwood Castle's Farewell Challenge.

  G · 1 chapter · Complete · Published 9 September 2004 · Updated 9 September 2004 · Reviews (3)

• Archery Lesson

  While exploring Greenwood, Elladan and Elrohir happen upon an elfling practicing archery.

  G · 1 chapter · Complete · Published 25 September 2003 · Updated 25 September 2003 · Reviews (10)

• Once Upon a Time in Lindon

  The future King of Mirkwood and the future Lord of Imladris share an adventure in Gil-Galad's realm.

  PG · 7 chapters · Complete · Published 14 September 2003 · Updated 20 September 2003 · Reviews (5)

• A Father's Farewell

  A father and son say goodbye as one leaves for Valinor.

  G · 1 chapter · Complete · Published 11 September 2003 · Updated 11 September 2003 · Reviews (6)