Boromir's Dead in the Dell  (Song)
To the tune of 'Oh dear what can the matter be'

Oh dear what can the matter be
Oh dear what can the matter be
Oh dear what can the matter be
Boromir’s dead in the dell

He wanted to steal it in when he was in Rivendell
Wanted to steal it in Moria – too dark
Wanted to steal it in fair Lothlorien

Boromir's dead in the dell

They rode down the river And passed by the rapids
They rode to Parth Galen then quick fixed a fire
Frodo went walking and Boromir did find him

And Boromir's dead in the dell

Aragorn went one way and Samwise the other
Merry and Pippin ran off on their own
The Elf and the Dwarf went running their own way

And Boromir’s dead in the dell

To find a true leader – not this day – oh no way
Frodo escaped cause he put on the ring - hey
But Pippin & Merry got caught by the orc band

And Boromir’s dead in the dell

Sam found his Frodo alive at the river
Boromir found his two afright and aquivered
Lurtz found his quary – 'twas all in a dither.

And Boromir’s dead in the dell

They fought and they parried, the man and the Hobbits
They screamed and they yelled trying hard to survive
They scurried and scampered but still they were captured

Cause Boromir’s dead in the dell….

FORGIVE ME - I love Boromir to pieces, but this just came - the Muse can be absolutely heinous!