Ch. 64 - Never Ask A Hobbit Home To Tea

Never buy a watch without you hear it ticking;

Never send a post without you do some licking;

Never open a window, when the rain the panes are slicking,

And never ask a Hobbit home to tea,

Oh me, oh my!

Never ask a Hobbit home to tea,

He'll eat your pantry dry!

Yes - never ask a Hobbit home to tea.

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A/N  - I rarely ever remember dreams but this little ditty is the second in a week! (see A Ghost In Dol Amroth).... but I woke up and could 'hear' the words, 'never buy a watch,' and it took off from there. I have no idea if this is a poem or a song or what! I hope readers will realize that a pantry must be VERY full indeed before one dares invite a Hobbit home to tea.